There's almost nothing more unimaginative or wince-inducing than euphemisms for sex. Some are too impersonal; some are too raunchy; but one is just plain wrong in every way. Yes, we're talking about "making love" (often transposed as "lovemaking", which is almost worse!) and although we hate it — and the Bad Company song that inevitably pops up in our heads when we hear the term — we don't really know why. Earlier this afternoon, Anna and a special Friend-Of-Jezebel got together to try to figure it all out. We aren't saying the two succeeded, but you can applaud or mock their efforts, after the jump.