Why We Hate 'Making Love'

There's almost nothing more unimaginative or wince-inducing than euphemisms for sex. Some are too impersonal; some are too raunchy; but one is just plain wrong in every way. Yes, we're talking about "making love" (often transposed as "lovemaking", which is almost worse!) and although we hate it — and the Bad Company song that inevitably pops up in our heads when we hear the term — we don't really know why. Earlier this afternoon, Anna and a special Friend-Of-Jezebel got together to try to figure it all out. We aren't saying the two succeeded, but you can applaud or mock their efforts, after the jump.

Why We Hate 'Making Love'S

Why We Hate 'Making Love'S

Why We Hate 'Making Love'S

Why We Hate 'Making Love'S