Procter & Gamble Loves Clean Teeth, Hates Dirty Thoughts

Procter & Gamble, the company that PETA and Earth Crisis audience members love to hate, has recently issued a 66-page legal letter to British sex toy company Love Honey, demanding that Love Honey stop incorporating Braun and Oral B electric toothbrushes into its products, such as the Brush Bunny Electric Toothbrush Rabbit Vibrator [pictured]. Lawyers for the company state in the letter that P&G doesn't want its trademark linked with such products. Uh, did P&G honestly think that the pleasure potential of their products never crossed anyone's mind? We guess the company wants its association with rabbits limited to more family-friendly pursuits. Like, you know, testing and torture!

P&G Announces Ban on Sex Toys [CNN]