Happy Birthday, Lindsay!

  • 21 years ago today coke was more expensive, Iran and Iraq were at war, and two Long Islanders named Michael & Dina gave birth to a child named Lindsay. Please grant Lindsay the serenity to accept that her parents will be a convincing excuse for her problems for another decade, the courage to leave her $10,000/day rehab and resume antagonizing Scarlett Johansson, and the wisdom to understand the difference between coke-addled binge drinking and coke-addled binge drinking that leads to less-endearing variations on Zach Braff. [iVillage]
  • Allegra Versace, too, is 21, going on 12. [Gatecrasher]
  • Mark Wahlberg does not seem to have a problem picking up the ladies. [Page Six]
  • Did model Sophie Dahl's lingering love for Mick Jagger sabotage her relationship with professional layabout Dan Baker Jr.? [Page Six]
  • Fleetwood Mac did some cocaine. [Page Six]
  • First twin Barbara Bush stays out late! [Page Six]
  • Jessica Simpson's new movie is not going to be as good as, um, Employee of the Month. [TMZ]
  • Paris Hilton smoked pot in front of a New York Daily News reporter. And so that thing she told Larry King about not doing drugs was a lie, and a kind of shameless one at that. [Gatecrasher]
  • Diana Ross: Not a very considerate or nurturing boss. [Rush & Molloy]