The more consonants in a name, the more willing its owner is to earnestly make a fool of herself in a public forum. But don't take it from us: please do enjoy this clip of Mika Brzezinski, daughter of aging Important Person and renowned neocon-lite-turned-Iraq war opponent Zbigniew Brzezinski, expressing her opposition to another Huge World Event, that being the existence of Paris Hilton. We really can't relate at all to why she wouldn't want to cover this story, but the lighter she keeps handy indicates she's a smoker and thereby okay with us.