Blogging every day is stressful, sedentary hard work. (Just ask Anna: She had to go to the doctor yesterday because her feet suddenly swelled up. Blood clot alert!). So help us out a little and give a big Bronx cheer for our advertisers, who keep our hair well-conditioned, our butts covered (love those hot shorts!) and our HMO deductibles relatively decent. A big thanks to...

American Apparel
Herbal Color

...for keeping us afloat yet another week. Corporate types, want to pitch in to help pay for Anna's MRIs, Moe's ADD meds or Jennifer's acupuncture treatment? Just point your cursors this way.

Send an email to Anna Holmes, the author of this post, at anna@jezebel.com.