*Inspired by Shirley MacLaine's assertion that the best parts for actresses fall into one of the above categories.
Cameron Diaz is set to flex her vocal chords and, we imagine, Achilles tendons: The Shrek star has signed onto star in The Box, a Ring-like horror film in which she will play "a young woman given a mysterious box by a stranger [and] told that certain things will happen depending on which buttons she presses," reports Variety. In other casting news, Megan Fox has just signed onto appear in the film adaptation of the Toby Young memoir How To Lose Friends And Alienate People. The Angelina Jolie "lookalike" will be playing "a young Hollywood starlet getting her first taste of fame." (What does "fame" taste like? Hard-core drug use and blood-filled vials!)