It's been about seventeen years since our last confession but we still remember the ritual fondly. ("Fondly" + priests = inadvertent "heh") Seriously, though, we have a quota to fill here. Think you know TM about some of us already? You have no idea...

![Whitney Houston Is Dead at 48 [UPDATED]](http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/images/39/2012/02/micro_fa4358642720f23d058deffdd319f0d2.jpg)













