Dear Paparazzi, We Do Not Know What Our Childhood Heroine Did To Warrant Your Stalkage

But thanks for the reminder of how gracefully we will NEVER grow old! Does Proactiv or Pearl Cream or whatever the fuck she infomercializes while we're cruising for phone sex ads actually work? Or does she actually have magical powers?

Beverly Hills, CA; June 20. Image on right via Bauer-Griffin.