Angelina Jolie: A Jealous Bitch Just Like The Rest Of Us

  • We find it hard to believe that Angelina Jolie is in any way threatened by her man Brad's ex, but a source tells 'Page Six' that that's precisely the case, making Angelina, sadly, a little more like us mere mortals. [PageSix]
  • Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby. Think she'll wear her
    full-on face paint to the birthing room? [PageSix]
  • Madonna has finally gotten the message: No one wants to watch her in
    movies. Who says people don't get wiser with age? [NYPost, 6th item]
  • Paris Hilton once said she's only had sex with two people. And apparently Jack Osbourne was one of them. [TheSun]
  • Oh wait, Age of Love star / tennis pro Mark Philippoussis has had sex with Paris too! [SkyNews]
  • Nicole Richie has won a 2-week postponement for her trial on drunk
    driving charges, probably in the hopes that her baby bump/distended belly is
    clearly visible to a sympathetic judge. [Reuters]
  • How best to declare budding affection for Uma Thurman? By stroking her hair in public, of course. [Gatecrasher]
  • Peter Cook and Christie Brinley continue to hash it out regarding custody of their children. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Liv Tyler wants plastic surgery, and fast, because having a baby made her body all fat and ugly and shit, yo! They so did not mention that in Lamaze class! [People]
  • Speaking of, Drea de Matteo is already bitching about how fat she feels while pregnant. [People]
  • Scott Baio to star in dating reality show, a la The Flavor of Love, on VH1. Ew. [TMZ]
  • Oh Isaiah Washington! Stop! Stop! You are NOT Malcolm X! [SFGate]
  • Ellen Barkin? Pot calling kettle black. [DailyMir ror]