Veteran Jezebel readers may remember how we once offered $10,000 of our boss's money for an original unretouched cover photo from a glossy magazine. [The offer still stands! We're just waiting for the money shot, people!-Ed.] Well, it looks like professional celebrity virtual liposuctor Ivan Palaez wants our boss to save his money and give it all to us, because we are both broke and kind of satiated after procrastinating extensively over his portfolio of those cool morphing Flash images of pretty-to-ugly celebs. In the video above, he explains the art of turning perfectly pretty photographs of the merely glamorous into the impossibly glowy virtual reality images that keep us company in the subway. The weirdest part is how much he fucks with their freaking postures. On the site, visual evidence that stars are a little more like us than we think! (Specifically, in the pores and mid-section!) Click Kelly Clarkson, Brittany Murphy and Naomi Watts first... if, of course, you're the sort of person who loves a little schadenfreude now and again.
Earlier: Unretouched Cover Photos Wanted