The View loves having African-American conservatives (Amy Holmes, Sherri Shepherd) on the show—but not today! In fact, the other ladies on the View panel this morning were visibly irked by the presence of one Star Parker, a woman with a dark past who claims she's seen the light, as it were. Star, a born again Christian who runs a "think tank" called CURE (Coalition On Urban Renewal & Education), is happy to cast the first stone at gay marriage, abortion-rights, evolution, socialized health care, and, uh, Angelina Jolie. And though her policies are sort of to be expected considering her world view, what's laughable is that someone running a think tank has to look up the word "conservative" in the dictionary.

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