Why Don't Jay-Z And Beyonce Have A Dumb Couple Name Like Everyone Else? Jayonce? Be-Hova?

  • Yeah, it's supposed to be vacation, but Beyonce doesn't exactly dress down. Just walking around with those earrings is like working out with weights strapped to your ankles. She reminds us of our grandmother. (Photo after jump) [People]
  • Suri Cruise about to get a celebusib? [Sun]
  • Gays petition to restore epithet-loving Isaiah Washington to Grey's-ness. [Page Six]
  • Naomi Campbell to play an abusive crazed bitch (herself) in a Dunkin' Donuts commercial. [Page Six]
  • Shar Jackson to sue Star for keeping her relevant. [TMZ]
  • Will somebody please invite us to the Maxim Women of the Israeli Defense Forces party tonight? Thanks. [Rush & Molloy]
  • The paparazzi are becoming even more underage than than the stars they stalk. [TMZ]
  • Keri Russell has a baby. It turns out she is old enough to do that. Which means we are too. Fuck. [People]
  • NBC trying to poach Jon Stewart [Broadcasting & Cable]