Today the Palestinian President capped weeks of strife between its warring Fatah-Hamas factions by firing the Prime Minister, Scooter Libby was sent to jail despite appeals, and the man who sat at the helm of the UN Security Council during the Iran hostage crisis died. These headlines are brought to you this evening courtesy one Lily Allen:

Everything i write here gets twisted and rewritten buy a bunch of lazy fucks who havent got anything better to write about . And the truth is I don't want to be in their fucking stupid magazines and daily fuck rags . I don't want to live in a world where the most interesting thing is Paris Hilton and " how shes doing in jail " . Why do we care , seriously ? Guys the world is MELTING , we are KILLING innocent people , so we can steal their oil , killing them. 400000 people are dead and 2.5 million have no home in Darfur .............. but then again Lindsay did work out at the gym this afternoon and thats what really counts .