'Marie Claire' Makes Us An Offer We Can Totally Refuse

The July issue of Marie Claire — perhaps because it is the magazine for slightly-older, more cerebral "smart girls"? — suggests women make videotapes of themselves having sex... so they can have an expert, uh, ANALYZE them. The service, laughably, costs around $100 — it's kind of like the opposite of being paid a small stipend for one's amateur porn skills! — but, seriously, would anyone actually DO this?

'Marie Claire' Makes Us An Offer We Can Totally Refuse

Ha ha, funny we asked, because Redbook answered this same question back in May! We almost forgot! Turns out women over the age of 35 who read Hearst magazines really are taping themselves having sex. Soccer moms! Completely not like us!