Paris Hilton's "It's All An Act" Turns Out To Be An Act Itself

  • We are loathe to believe anything we read in OK magazine, but we thought you should know: This week they're saying Paris Hilton's remorse is not actually genuine. [MSNBC]
  • Barbara Walters seemed ready to sign on Paris Hilton to co-host The View but even we think having her and Elisabeth Hasselbeck on the same show is unfair to blonde women. [People]
  • Paris comes and goes from prison cells more often than we come and go from our house. [ABC News]
  • We forgot to tell you about Lindsay Lohan's bodyguard, but yesterday in Star we read this: "One night, Lindsay and Nicole were making trip after trip to the bathroom... But the more wasted they got, the less [Lindsay] cared. In the end they carried in a mirror from the bedroom, laid it on the coffee table and emptied a mountain of coke onto it... After 10 hours, I'd had enough."
  • Following Dina Matos McGreevey's accusation that her ex-husband's "badmouthing in the gay community" sabotaged her book sales, the ex-New Jersey governor disses her in the gayest way possible. [USAToday]
  • Gigi Levangie Grazer, who wrote The Starter Wife and one of the more obnoxious articles ever to appear in Vogue magazine (more on that later!) splits with her Da Vinci Code and Beautiful Mind- producing starter husband. [Page Six]
  • Posh Spice reality show has been downgraded to a one-hour special. They're not saying why, but we're going with the whole "she might be big in the UK, but she lacks the immense watchability of American celebreality giants like Brooke Hogan and Donnie Bonaduce" theory. [Reuters]