Apparently the folks over at WebMD didn't get the memo today about new recommendations for women at risk of one of the deadliest types of cancer. We know this because we went to WebMD to type in some of the newly-identified symptoms — "bloating", "fullness" "pelvic pain" and "tenderness to touch" — and instead of coming up with, say, ovarian cancer, we got the following:
Endometriosis? We have it already! Gas pains? Always and often! Herpes? Haha: We'll never tell! PMS? Good to know you people at WebMD are always on the fucking ball!