Women Drivers Don't Know How To Shift Gears, Start Cars, Or For That Matter, Dress ThemselvesAnna Holmes6/12/07 3:37pmFiled to: Ad LibsModern MechanixCarsJalopniklittle red riding hoodwomen drivers11EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkMeadow Soprano may not be able to parallel park, but, according to a recent post on one of our favorite blogs, Modern Mechanix, female drivers once had bigger fish to fry. Like the following! "Among the driving problems which bother women, perhaps the most important are these: 1—Engine is difficult to start. 2—Gears have to be shifted on hills and in traffic. 3—Engine missing because of fouled spark plugs." Personally, we think that wearing outfits resembling a cross between Little Red Riding Hood and the Morton's Fisherman may be part of the reason female drivers weren't taken seriously but then again, starting cars is haard!!!!