If Paris Hilton Actually Has A Nervous Breakdown, We're Going To Hell For Posting This Photo

[Los Angeles, June 8. Image via INF]

But Anna, Paris doesn't believe in Hell, right? Last I checked she was taking up Buddhism or something. So the worst that could happen to us for mocking her is we get reincarnated as something really bad. Like TMZ reporters? Oh wait, maybe that already happened? -Moe