We just got the new issue of Glamour, and after the jump we'll even show you the cover! We haven't made it through its Chaucerian heft yet BUT, would we be the target audience for these things if we weren't going to make snap judgments based on totally superficial qualities?
Speaking of first impressions! There's a story about the perils of online dating. Gina Zucker met her boyfriend "Sockrahtease" (LOL) in the midst of a Match.com binge. But interesting! She met him in person first. After a heavy heavy-petting session she sneaked back home to beam up his Nerve.com profile and... he'd spelled "you're" "your" and looked like a total douchebag. So yeah, she broke up with him. Wait, NO! It taught her a valuable lesson. And they are now married. (We totally wish the grammatically correct best for there kids!!!)
Then there's a story about cover girl Katherine Heigl. We wonder, do you know how we feel about Heigl and everything she touches? She points out in the interview that the fact that she is drinking wine during the interview means she's really not that Mormon, which we guess is the batshit religion equivalent to the Calista Flockhart chomping into a cheeseburger move, but we don't really care, partic because she tells us Knocked Up co-star Seth Rogen's line "Don't worry, I'll pay for vaginal reconstructive surgery!" was an AD LIB. which is probably false but WHO CARES?