This morning's "biggest" news: After only five days in jail, Paris Hilton has been released and sent to her two-story West Hollywood home where she will be under electronically-monitored house arrest for the next 5 weeks or so. The reason given by the L.A. County Sheriff's office is that, after extensive consultation among medical personnel, it was decided that Paris should be freed. What this means — did she really lose it? Did she suffer an awful herpes outbreak? — we do not know, but we did learn a number of other irrelevant things while watching the press conference, namely, that the heiress did not contract a staph infection in jail, got "some mail" and "was not released" but "reassigned". Anna and Moe discuss the press conference and Paris' release, after the jump.