Jennifer Aniston Proves Wit And Charm Don't Matter In A Man: It's All About Having A Tight Ass

  • Jennifer Aniston just says no to that more rotund Vince Vaughn and picks herself up a male model named Paul Sculfor (who we show you almost-nudie, to the left) to date instead. [People.com]
  • A new development in stem cell research allows for cells to be removed without the destruction of human embryos. We assume Republicans will still find some reason to be against it. [ABC News]
  • We don't know about you, but we sure won't be sleeping soundly tonight knowing that The Rubber Band Bandit's been freed! [ABC News]
  • Our suspicions are confirmed: Only a man would think to put a woman in sequined hot pants. [ELLE.com]
  • The Price Is Right's Bob Barker will announce the Showcase Showdown no more. [USA Today]
  • But don't worry, Alec Trebek still digs doing Jeopardy. [Yahoo]
  • Researchers in England have found new ways to identify the most common serious diseases through DNA analyses. Our hypochondriac hearts just did a little dance in our chests. [BBC]
  • Now that's our kind of justice! A former judge was rigging divorce proceedings in exchange for boxes of Cubans. [CNN]
  • This Iraqi gallery owner has a better peace strategy than any other we've heard proposed yet. [NYT]
  • We really don't want to see Tony Blair naked, even if it is part of an art piece protesting the war in Iraq. [Yahoo]
  • A day in the life of a house cat... through the eyes of a house cat. [Boing Boing]
  • 11 U.S. casualties identified today. [DoD]