- Jennifer Aniston just says no to that more rotund Vince Vaughn and picks herself up a male model named Paul Sculfor (who we show you almost-nudie, to the left) to date instead. [People.com]
- A new development in stem cell research allows for cells to be removed without the destruction of human embryos. We assume Republicans will still find some reason to be against it. [ABC News]
- We don't know about you, but we sure won't be sleeping soundly tonight knowing that The Rubber Band Bandit's been freed! [ABC News]
- Our suspicions are confirmed: Only a man would think to put a woman in sequined hot pants. [ELLE.com]
- The Price Is Right's Bob Barker will announce the Showcase Showdown no more. [USA Today]
- But don't worry, Alec Trebek still digs doing Jeopardy. [Yahoo]
- Researchers in England have found new ways to identify the most common serious diseases through DNA analyses. Our hypochondriac hearts just did a little dance in our chests. [BBC]
- Now that's our kind of justice! A former judge was rigging divorce proceedings in exchange for boxes of Cubans. [CNN]
- This Iraqi gallery owner has a better peace strategy than any other we've heard proposed yet. [NYT]
- We really don't want to see Tony Blair naked, even if it is part of an art piece protesting the war in Iraq. [Yahoo]
- A day in the life of a house cat... through the eyes of a house cat. [Boing Boing]
- 11 U.S. casualties identified today. [DoD]
