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    Jennifer Aniston Is The Next 50 Cent

    Two years ago it was 50 Cent. This summer, the Glacéau beverage company has made an honest woman of Jennifer Aniston. Yup, following months — if not years — of slutting around L.A. with bottles of the company's "smartwater" in her hand (and exactly one week after Coca-Cola bought the company for $4.1 billion), Jennifer has sold out for real and is becoming both a spokeswoman for and investor in the brand. She's also reported to be creating a "limited-edition" version of the electrolyte-loaded beverage, which will be available in stores this summer and, we assume, will be flavored. (But how?) Anyway, after the jump, check out a gallery of Jennifer and new BFF.

    [Clockwise from top left, images via: Flynet (May 28); Splash (April 9, Oct. 18, 2006, April 9)]

    Jennifer Aniston's Latest Role: Bottled Water Pitchwoman [People]


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