
- The Loch Ness monster: Still alive and on high-def! [CNN]
- Harry Potter is getting his own theme park. [USAToday]
- Yawn. Americans aren't getting enough sleep. [WSJ]
- More people who believe women have to be protected from birth control pills. [Salon]
- How's this for irony: the father in law of the tuberculosis patient that everyone's up in arms about is a disease researcher. [Guardian]
- White male Christians: Going extinct! [CrooksAndLiars]
- Blue whales: Not going extinct! [BBC]
- 3 U.S. soldiers declared dead today. [DOD]

