Nessie's Got Nine Lives

  • The Loch Ness monster: Still alive and on high-def! [CNN]
  • Harry Potter is getting his own theme park. [USAToday]
  • Yawn. Americans aren't getting enough sleep. [WSJ]
  • More people who believe women have to be protected from birth control pills. [Salon]
  • How's this for irony: the father in law of the tuberculosis patient that everyone's up in arms about is a disease researcher. [Guardian]
  • White male Christians: Going extinct! [CrooksAndLiars]
  • Blue whales: Not going extinct! [BBC]
  • 3 U.S. soldiers declared dead today. [DOD]