Michael Buble Hits On Own Girlfriend, Strikes Out

  • Page Six reports that crooner Michael Buble "struck out" when flirting with Devil Wears Prada actress Emily Blunt. What they didn't mention: The two have been dating for over two years. [Page Six]
  • Paula Abdul in tears on a recent 'Idol' conference call: "I've never in my life been called a whining bitch and a loser." So just to get this straight, uh, "wino bitchface" is okay? [Page Six]
  • Some in Lindsay Lohan's "camp" say her bad behavior may be the fault of Hollywood execs who paid her too much money. [New York Times]
  • Mischa Barton was absolutely not eating magic mushrooms when she got sick at that Memorial Day party. [NY Daily News]
  • Lindsay Lohan's release from rehab falls a week before her 21st birthday bash; unlike Mischa, we bet she won't be such a Debbie Downer! [Gatecrasher]
  • But Britney and her vomit-caked dress should probably stay away. [MSNBC]
  • Everyone is scratching heads over how exactly SNL's Tracy Morgan managed to get soooo drunk when that device around his ankle is supposed to monitor his skin for alcohol levels. And by "everyone" we mean Lindsay. [Page Six]
  • Between ScarJo, Penelope Cruz, and now this nameless "blond model", is actor Josh Hartnett's lady taste starting to look a little beard-y to you? [Rush & Molloy]
  • You thought the art of the inane coverline was a talent limited to inane magazines? Bonnie Fuller used her skills to kick ass at a cable access show. [Page Six]
  • And then there's the fine art of cutesily dissing other magazines' inane coverlines! [Star]