Jordin Sparks Loves Herself Just The Way She Is

  • American Idol winner Jordin loves her curves. [People]
  • Anne Heche and her hubby have seemingly regained their sanity. [People]
  • Big Brother/Big Government are spying on our cats. [BoingBoing]
  • Ponds paid for massive product placement in the new, reportedly-awful series The Starter Wife. [Slate]
  • Well it's about fucking time. [BBC]
  • A politician from Northern Ireland says he's repulsed by homosexuals. [BBC]
  • Speaking of people in closets, blowhard Bill O'Reilly has finally come out. [HuffingtonPost]
  • Cheetahs are the fastest land mammals on earth, and in more ways than one! [CNN]
  • Please, let the whales be free already. We need a new animal story to obsess over. [MSNBC]
  • At least five American servicemen died today, bringing the May total to 115, which also pushed the number of troop deaths to its highest number in any two-month period since this fucking war started. [CNN, USAToday]