This morning, The Today Show celebrated its latest segment on "The Search For The Modern American Woman" with yet another visit from our favorite second-wave feminist, Marlo Thomas. Today Marlo explained that the rate of women-owned businesses is growing at twice the rate of that of other American businesses, bringing in $1.1 trillion dollars into the U.S. economy. And as for just who this modern American woman is, Marlo said she's a "very confident" type who is "willing to take the risk". Hmm: We'd describe ourselves as "very confident" too, but we're pretty sure it's just the meds and boob implants!

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