Last night, New York City's NBC affiliate, Channel 4, ran a short segment on the pros and cons of breaking up with a guy via text message. The verdict: Don't do it, unless he's cheated on you. (We prefer setting his clothes on fire in an industrial-size dumpster, but hey, that's just us!). But there was one other important thing we learned, namely, that if you and your beau get separated in a bookstore and he texts you "Meet me in romance", run! Run far, far away!