New England Patriots quarterback and serial modelizer Tom Brady has finally spoken out about fathering a child with former fiance Bridget Moynahan while also engaging in pregnancy-risking activities with model Gisele Bündchen:
"It doesn't affect anyone but me anyway," he says, "so why is it a big deal?"Yeah Tom, you're right, in a sense: It affects no one but you. Except, you know, your girlfriend. And your pregnant ex-girlfriend. And the kid she's about to hatch. And any future models you hump. Anyway, you look really great in this picture. Those pants, that posture — they do wonders for your paternal gravitas !
Tom Brady Says Fatherhood Will Be A 'Challenge' [People via Details]
Earlier: Tom Brady Clearly Missed Some Health Classes In High School [Deadspin]