Apple Martin: Still The Only Redeeming Thing About Gwyneth Paltrow

[Los Angeles, Calif; May 27. Image via x17.]
We don't mean it to be celebrity baby-worship day at Jezebel. [Perhaps we're ovulating! -Ed.] But this picture of Apple Martin came across the wires over the weekend and we couldn't let it pass without comment. We love this photo for two reasons. One, Apple is adorable. Two, she's the daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow, who gives us the major shits, as we've outlined in detail before. And we can't pass up the opportunity to say so again.

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