Once a week, our friend Slut Machine presents her take on the week's girlie gabfests. On the docket for today: An all-Tyra Banks edition in which Tyra talks (and talks and talks) about her body, boozing it up, and her hair weave. Click play to experience the insanity through another's eyes. Plus, after the jump, stills and commentary on the best bits from Oprah and The View.
This week's Lady Bunch clip is an all-Tyra edition because, well, she's earned it. Seriously, her personality, much like her belts, seems to get bigger and bigger with each passing week. And that belt remark wasn't a jab at her weight. She's been really into this large belt trend, to the point where I think she'll eventually only feel the need to wear a weave, some Spanx and her waist cincher. Check out the progression:
Unfortunately, Oprah wasn't as mindlessly fun as her protege/wannabe Tyra. Last week, O was drunk, so this week was sort of like the hangover. The episode focused on much graver topics like domestic abuse, dieting, and depression.