• Is your significant other in possession of a unremitting erection? Does he want to have sex when you're trying to shake off jet lag? Well, things aren't looking up on that last point. [DailyMirror]
  
• Would people stop having babies already? It's tiring everyone out. [Guardian]
  
• Your birth control pills are turning male fish into sissies. [NationalGeographic]

• Let's face it: We're all going to go incontinent and there's not a damn thing we can do about it. [USAToday]
• New York women: Sexy? Or Skanky? [Salon]
• One woman in the New York Times' obituaries section today: Dame Mary Douglas, 86, an anthropologist who studied things like the concept of dirt and described "how humans work together to find shared meaning". Obviously she's never heard of us! [NYTimes]

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