We've got bad cramps. You know, the kind that once warranted removal from P.E. class, or at least one of mom's Valium. Thing is, we don't get a period [Speak for yourself! -Ed] and we can't stop working (it's our first day!), so we turned to our beloved friend/worst enemy, WebMD, to distract us. Which didn't really work. See why we're convinced we have a bone infection, after the jump.