Behold the difference between a woman who eats (Milla Jovovich, pregnant with her first child) and a woman who, well, probably doesn't (Carmen Hawk, Jovovich's design-partner and barren beanpole). If you think we're being unfair, there's an entire series of these two — appearing at the design debut of their Jovovich/Hawk line in L.A. last night, an occasion that would ostensibly make them happy — with Carmen giving the poopy-face. We've got two words for Carmen: Carbs. Cock. (We kid, we kid! Well, not about the carbs!).

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