Some violent crimes, we totally get. You know: The diaper-wearing astronaut thing, or the odd assault on an ancient homeless guy, or most genocides. But ex-WWD columnist Peter Braunstein's fantasy about murdering Vogue editor Anna Wintour and condemning her to a Hell run by eunuchs and rats with a dress code of tropical prints? It takes a uniquely warped and twisted mind addled by all sorts of mental problems to which we soooo cannot relate!
"She plays up this aristocratic, Marie Antoinette 'Let them eat cake' routine, but, excuse me, can I get some proof that she holds a title of nobility that goes back to the 13th century? No. All she does is edit a magazine. . . . I mean, for Christ's sake, the woman slept with Bob Marley, one of the most soulful people ever to walk the face of the earth. If that didn't spiritualize her, nothing would".
We know: Crazy talk! Next he'll tell us the fashion industry exists to perpetuate and profit from female insecurities!
'Devil'ish Plot To Murder Wintour [NY Post]