And Then There Were None...

First they came for our stilettos, and we did not speak, because they were creating too much pain and credit card debt. Then they came for our flip-flops, and we did not speak, because we knew in our heart of hearts they were ugly anyway. But today they came for our ballet flats, and we did not speak, because we were so fucking gobsmacked we threw up our larynx.

Podiatrists Warn Against The Latest Foot Fashion [Houston Chronicle]