Lily Allen Hates Herself, America Possibly To Blame

Lily Allen is going to starve herself and it's all our fault. Well ours, and Amy Winehouse's. Writes Allen on her MySpace page:

fat, ugly and shitter than winehouse.... I [used to feel] like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause, im not a model, I'm a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen victim to the evil machine . I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction.

Chin up Lily! Your fans love you! Check out their helpful pearls of wisdom, after the jump.

Some think you need to get laid: "Is it the old pressure to look like a skinny boy thing going on. You need a bit of lovin if you ask me."


Some say it's cultural imperialism: "Spending too much time in the States is not good for anyone's self image."

Others point to a lack of character: "stop fucking feeling sorry for urself...and go to the fucking gym!!!!"


Or maybe it's simply the fault of your beloved Earl Grey: "gastric bypass surgery sounds a little drastic - I'd start off with something simple like swapping cream for Elmlea."

And if that doesn't work, you can always substitute a lump of sugar for a bump of blow!

Lily Allen's MySpace