Looks like our All-We-Can-Do-Is-Talk-About-Lindsay-Lohan day is coming to a too-good-to-be-true denouement with the news that Lindsay is being sued by a paparazzo for hitting him with her car last March.

Actually, he's suing both Lindsay and Lindsay's mom Dina, since it was Dina's car that Lindsay was driving. We only hope that if this ever goes to court, the Ladies Lohan have the Faye-Dunaway-in-Chinatown moment that we've long fantasized about. (Daughter! Sister! Daughter! Sister!) That, and that the judge sentences them to some QT with ex-con Martha Stewart: As we saw earlier today, she'd straighten those bitches out in no time flat.

Lindsay Lohan Sued for Allegedly Hitting Photographer With Car [People.com]