Women who give oral sex to more than six partners — presumably partners with dicks! — have a higher risk of certain kinds of throat cancer, which basically means throat cancer is the new HPV (because who over the age of 23, like, hasn't given head to six guys?). The obvious question — besides who the fuck thinks up these studies??? — is whether the risk of cancer is now the most annoying thing about giving blowjobs.

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Study Links Oral Sex, Throat Cancer [USA Today]

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