Gossip Columnist Says Paris Hilton Takes It Up The ButtS

Does Liz Smith know something we don't? According to this Q&A with New York Magazine, the answer is yes. At least Liz is tactful (or Texan!) enough to avoid the word "ass".

What would you tell Paris Hilton to read in prison? I don't think Paris reads! I think if some guy is shtupping you up the backside and you're being filmed and you can wave at the camera, you have a certain insouciance, to say the least.

You And Me And Liz Smith [NYMag]