In the wake of Anna Nicole Smith's recent passing, Jessica Simpson clearly heard the calling and decided it was her duty to assume the rose of drugged up-and-busty hot mess du jour. In true Anna Nicole style, however, we feel the blame lies not with Jessica, but with the idiots around her, who are supposed to be saving her from herself, not walking her into the lion's den. Roberto Cavalli, in particular, should be shot.

[Metropolitan Museum of Art; New York, May 7. Image via Getty]