Keira Knightley Needs To Get A New Doctor

In an interview with Elle UK Keira Knightley claims to be "devastated" by the buzz from the anorexia rumor-mill surrounding her. So the poor girl went to a doctor for advice on how to gain weight:

He told me that...I would have to eat a lot of shit food, stop exercising and drink loads. But I don't want to have to go 'round eating crap and being really unhealthy in order for people to stop having a go at me.

What kind of whack NHS doctor is this chick going to? We're pretty sure the only options in life aren't 1) gorge oneself on pork rinds or 2) be dangerously thin.

Keira Knightley 'Devestated' By Anorexia Rumors [People.com]