Mary Kate and Ashley's Clothing Line 'The Row' Lets You Dress Like The Richest Street Urchin On The Most Exclusive Block

Everyone's favorite anorexic, hot-mess set of twins, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, have just released images from the lookbook for the next season of their clothing line The Row.

A certain androgynous Weimar Republic, Cabaret-style pervades the black-on-black collection, which has the occasional fur and lots of too-short jersey shifts (the better to show off your malnourished thighs with, naturally). The styling is the most interesting part of the looks, with garter belts, center-parts, and strong brows featured front-and-center.

Our verdict? We were hoping for something a little more... shocking. Even H&M is more fashion-forward. And the Olsens expect women to shell out the big bucks at Barneys come fall for these ho-hum looks? Not in a New York Minute.

See MK & Ashley's The Row Collection!
[FabSugar]