Pope Benedict XVI May Have Career In Fashion If This Catholicism Thing Doesn't Work Out

Pope Benedict XVI May Have Career In Fashion If This Catholicism Thing Doesn't Work Out

Today Pope Benedict XVI announced that limbo — the place where dead, unbaptized babies have resided for the past 800 years — is no more.

Based on his rapid-assessment skills and proclivity for making sweeping statements, we'd like to suggest to cher Benedict that he consider a career in fashion. It's, like, totally the same: Evaluate a situation briefly, make an enormously generalized-yet-seemingly-shocking pronouncement, and inspire self-loathing and guilt in followers everywhere!

The Pope Ends State of Limbo After 800 Years [The Telegraph]