Simon Doonan: Not The Kind Of Gay You Think He Is

In an interview with The Fashion Informer blog, Barney's Creative Director responded to the seemingly innocuous question of "What did you eat for breakfast this morning?" with the earth-shattering, mind-blowing, Judith Butler-like answer of "Oatmeal with blueberries. I am very health foody and lesbian and crunchy."

You heard it here first. Er, second. Simon Doonan eats oatmeal. And is a total dyke.

To come: Follow-up about how this affects his sex life with Jonathan Adler.

Random Questions For... [The Fashion Informer via Fashion Week Daily]