News At 10: Lindsay Lohan Following In Anna Nicole's Footsteps

  • Lindsay Lohan scoffs at the idea of rehab, compares herself to Marilyn Monroe. [PageSix]
  • The photo accompanying gossip columnist Cindy Adams' item about Mary Stuart Masterson is completely horrifying. Also, Bruce Willis is not dating Courtney Love. [NYPost, 1st, 7th items]

    Speaking of Courtney, she did not lose 52 pounds with gastric bypass; she simply starved herself. [People]

  • Looks like Jessica Simpson dirties up the sheets in more ways than one. [Gatecrasher, 5th item]
  • Kate Middleton's mother blames herself for her daughter's split with Prince William. [TheSun]
  • Kylie Minogue is dating again. [ASocialitesLife]
  • It's true! Jessica Alba is having problems with boyfriend Cash Warren. [Rush&Molloy]
  • Paula Abdul: In serious need of a bitchslap. [TMZ]