News At 5: Hollywood Starlets: Just Like High School!

  • Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are BFFs no more. To compensate, Kim has taken up partying with Paris' frenemy Mischa Barton. [TheSuperficial]
  • Angelina Jolie is still modeling for St. John, has gone from scary-skinny to "fuck you" skinny. [JustJared]
  • Justin Timberlake may still love and respect ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz, but he's knockin' boots with Jessica Biel. [PerezHilton]
  • Nick Lachey proposed to Vanessa Minnillo? No fucking way. [BricksandStones]
  • And Jessica Simpson is getting married to John Mayer? Our heads may very well explode. [BricksandStones]
  • Jackie Collins tells Posh Spice to watch out for L.A.'s man-eating, also surgically-enhanced bottle-blondes. [Starpulse]
  • Danny Bonaduce is getting divorced. [TMZ]
  • The Doors' Jim Morrison may receive a posthumous pardon for exposing his peen at a concert in Miami in 1969. [Yahoo]