News At 11: Richard Branson Is Well-Hung

  • If large yacht = small cock, here's an estimate of the penis size of various billionaire businessmen, from biggest to smallest: Richard Branson, Rupert Murdoch, Ronald Perelman, Tom Perkins, Paul Allen. [Rush&Molloy]
  • When he was 10 years old, Kurt Russell got cut by a girl with a knife hidden in her beehive hairdo. [PageSix]
  • Even Paris Hilton's cheesy ex, Stavros Niarchos, thinks Brandon Davis is a loser. [PageSix]
  • He likes bitches! Star Jones' hubby was seen hanging out at a West Village dog-run without a dog. [Gatecrasher, 4th item]
  • Avril Lavigne and Dereck Whibley have bought a $9.5 million home in Bel-Air. [People]
  • Liz Hurley's father-in-law thinks she's tacky and desperate. That sounds about right! [DailyMail]
  • OMG! The "Complete First Season of Silver Spoons" is coming to DVD! On June 19th! Our birthday! [No link!]